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YOUR CAMPAIGN STARS

*************** FOR MAY 1983 *****************

Specially forecast for Campaign readers by Pete Ricco. Feature writer for Astrological Monthly Review.

Caution is the operative word this month. Read all the small print before signing important documents, and spell out exactly what you mean if you really want to get any points across.

ARIES (March 21-April 20)

This could well be the month that marks a new epoch in your life! It will be important for you to straighten out your domestic and partnership affairs if you want to make any decent progress. Surprisingly (compared to recent months) most Arians are managing their money well. The emphasis through May, however, is dramatically domestic ... that means housekeeping and shopping for the groceries, washing and ironing and other such interesting things.

TAURUS (April 21-May 20)

Business matters and career are rather better aspected than they have been for several months. It will be important for the wise old Bull to capitalise on this by being really cooperative. Generally speaking, May is a lay-back month (and who said that couldn't be fun) when you need a hard plan if you want to make any real progress. Try to spend less on things that put on weight.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21)

For the heavenly twins, the merry month of May is likely to be just that. Nothing unusual for Gemini to be the rage of the party, dancing on the table and doing brilliant impersonations of the Chairman of the board etc., but this month is likely to be even more relaxed party-wise than usual. Fairly brilliant also for punting and dramatic legal manouvres.

CANCER (June 22-July 22)

Special attention will need to be paid to your arrangements with partners and if you fail to at least think more in this area, well, you are likely to find things get horribly complicated. Stick to routines at work... a rocking boat takes in water... this water frequently gets into the mouth of the rocker. Check important details and information and you'll probably avoid most of the mistakes around you. Romance and money matters tread carefully don't over-indulge in either.

LEO (July 21-August 22)

Likely as not, you will be called upon to act as arbitrator or judge this month. Your reputation for fairness will stand you in good stead should this occur. Should emotional matters become disrupted, keep the crowd well away from the fray and the problems will be more quickly resolved. Creativity and luck are more plentiful throughout May, with the latter week simply bursting with opportunity.

VIRGO (August 23-September 23)

Although it has been a long, long time coming, a number of you Virgo people will receive at least some of the recognition you so richly deserve at work this month congratulations! Holidays and going away for the weekends are favoured through May, but petty irritations at home could reach crisis point all too easily (perhaps you had better do something really nice for your partner). A break in the relationship can become final now if you don't make a strong effort to keep things afloat. (This does not apply to all Virgos.)

LIBRA (September 24-October 23)

A favourable month for Libra when old semi-forgotten skills can be dragged out of that closet, dusted over and put back on display to receive great applause. If you used

to play the pinao or paint pictures, this is the month to have another go... you are sure to delight in the re-presentation of old skills. Check long-range money arrangements are they as satisfactory now as you believed them to be when you first made the contracts? Probably not!

SCORPIO (October 24-November 22)

Unless you decide now to really plan May, it is likely to turn out to be the dullest month you have had to endure in ages. Partners and those closest to you are likely to get panic-stricken when they realise what you are going, or have been doing with your money and theirs. Not that you have been doing the wrong thing, but they will be inclined to regard you as being rather radical. These comments apply not only to money, but most other things as well. This is not an easy month in this regard, so plan lots of social action and parties to create a smoke screen you can use to duck behind. June sees an improvement in this

area.

SAGITTARIUS (November 23-December 20)

May 1983 promises to be most significant for those Sagittarians who have not been entirely (or even mostly) happy with their emotional partnership arrangements for some time. By the end of May, many such arrangements will have finished forever. Most Sagittarians will not fall into this category ... most however, will be looking into the distance of their life journey, and balancing one worth against another. The end result, surely, must be a better balanced plan for the immediate as well as distant future. Many things of no further use will be discarded now.

CAPRICORN (December 21-January 19) Probably, you have things so well organised at work, that you can relax mostly through May and enjoy the social things in life. However, you will succeed in combining business with pleasure... but then, business (to Capricorn) is always a pleasure. Avoid being over-generous... people are likely to play on your generous personality and you can easily be left to pay the luncheon bill if you are not careful. Creativity responds well to a stimulating plan.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 19)

May is Love Month for Aquarius. Plan engagements so as to maximise the beautiful opportunities many of you will enjoy throughout this delightful period. Avoid crowds of people as much as possible for such groups generally include at least one or two who are most antipathetic to your feelings and you could be easily hurt, as you are sure to be more sensitive than usual. Those who have much work to accomplish should employ hermit-like tactics if they wish to achieve maximum output.

PISCES (February 20-March 20)

Those with deep and meaningful relationships are fortunate these days and dear sweet Pisces, if you are one. such lucky person, and if you do value this relationship, and if you really do want to hold it, you must work on the matter through May. Discuss things with your partner ... plan things with your partner take your partner into your confidence. Strictly speaking, May is rather a dull month for you and those around you. This means that little things could easily (too easily) irritate. Better plan a few interesting and different things to do sociallyand do it with that special person.

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